Norman Penguin

Welcome to Norman Penguin Productions

Welcome to the blunt edge of internet development. Here we pride ourselves on being a step behind the rest, after all, it is easier to see danger if the person in front of you suddenly explodes, it gives me plenty of time to stop.

We...don't know why I keep saying we, it must be the Royal We as I am a one-man band who tried to pick things up from my advanced friend at Sultana Barbecue. Since 2008, I have opened and closed many internet sites but am currently rather happy with this and the three it is linked to.

The above was written some time ago and I actually stopped renewing this site but reacquired it in January 2022. I am going to reconstruct this along with the other sites as I ditch the confinement of WordPress.